vagina visine

When a female squirts vagina juice in a males eye.

Once I was high and i ran out of eye-drops so I asked my girlfriend to vagina visine me.

by Jose Queerballs May 30, 2009

Vagina Nose

When somebody does not realize that a clitoris belongs to all women, and thinks it's some kind of odd unusual specimen.

Brandon: Yo I went down on my first girl today and unfortunately she had a vagina nose.
Ezra: You're retarded.

by Amys_bitch March 21, 2017

vagina mayonaise

White goo that leaks from a woman's pink taco

Vagina mayonaise was all over her pink taco

by Two can chew November 28, 2015

Waterboarding a Vagina

When a guy blows his load early on a girl's panties before he even gets the panties off, thereby wetting her panties on the outside...similar to the torture form of waterboarding.

Jeff blew his load too soon and totally waterboarded that girl's pussy! His wife told me is a master at Waterboarding a Vagina!

by Wildstar82 January 31, 2010

vagina fairy

1. The visit many men pray for after having sex without birth control.

2. The single worst 3+ days of a man's month (also for the women I guess)

3. Kinda like the tooth fairy, but has bigger teeth and smells like low tide

4. The visit women pray for after making a mistake(with the guy from definition #1) while drunk the other night.

5. I could go on forever

Guy: So has the Vagina fairy come yet?

Girl: No I'm late 2 weeks

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"Your mom's the Vagina fairy"

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So when does your visit from the Vigina Fairy end?

by Buenafe, A August 30, 2007

blue vagina

The act of failing to completely/partially pleasure a woman during any sexual act.

1. double clicking the mouse then giving up because you are getting tired/bored.

2.passing out durring sex

3. So tommy took a skank home last night and totally gave her blue vagina...she was PISSED!

by first class cart February 11, 2009

The Vagina Twins

The nickname for famous conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel. They have two spinal cords joined at the pelvis, four lungs, 2 hearts, 2 stomachs and share a vagina.

"The Vagina Twins are a medical marvel."

by Nib May 21, 2006