alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

tool

Tool is synonymous for jock. Tools often jump very high, suck at super smash brothers, gets 4's all around, and loves the booty. Some tools tend to hate Jewish people.

Look at that tool, Sean, going for a tipper.

by Dr. Thirsty June 22, 2014

Tool Effect

When bands or artists only releases an album or songs in physical format. So whenever you want to listen to certain album or songs in your phone you have to A. Get the actuall copy of CD, rip the audio into your pc, and put into in your phone (or any music player you desire) B. Illegally download the songs or an album like a chump.

Name Tool Effect comes from Tool, alt rock band, never released an album in digital format untill recently in 2019.

Ex 1. Fuck, I cant listen to One Ok Rock's Skyfall in Spotify because only released in physical format. That is a Tool Effect

Ex 2. Some of J Rock bands I listen to is not on Spotify. That is a Tool Effect

by Kobop312 October 25, 2019

Tool

Someone who lack's mental capacity. a retard; a idiot.

You're a tool.

" wow, that guy doesn't even know what he is doing "
" yeah , what a tool "

by ultimatepwr October 28, 2009

Tool

Could be a dumb person or whatever like most people on this website say, tool but I'm here to state another definition. A tool could be known as a small weapon. Also known as peace.

From NWA's "Straight Outta Compton": AK-47 is my tool! (Gunshots) So don't make me act a mothaf*ckin' fool!

by Syko-B June 5, 2017

Tool Flops

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.

Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.

by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013

Tool

A Tool is someone who tries to fit in by doing what ever there told. A tool will drive attention to itself to look cool, the tool is used for money and other goods to keep its "Group" happy. They are the "Groups" Tool, and the tool shall be used. Tools usually pose to be something they aren't.

Justin Bieber and all of his fans are Tools

Lil Wayne is a tool (And a Poser just sayin)

by I.T.Y.G. January 19, 2011