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tool

a complete idiot who speaks when nobody wants to hear them talk. who is extremely ignortant. and does dumb things when some people think its funny, but everyone else thinks its extremely retarded. and pushes everyone to the point where nobody like them anymore. also known as a complete tool or a dickhead.
"nahinyomekralc"; any tool or WRESTLER or jock who thinks their good at everything or a sport; a total tool
by c moynihann March 14, 2010
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Helicopter Tools

1. (n.)Implements used by a helicopter mechanic to perform maintenance and repairs on helicopters.

2. (n.) When wrenches are thrown in a certain manner, they will spin like the propeller on a helicopter; usually occurs when the technician performing a difficult repair gets overwhelmed by rage.
While Joe was working on a BMW, one of the most unnecessarily complicated vehicles on the planet, he grew frustrated and made some helicopter tools.
by Joeyreb February 4, 2021
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dotting tool

A tool to make dots for nail art
Gah!I need a dotting tool for this design.
by Whynot485 July 4, 2017
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Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
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tool

A tool is somebody who does way too much to try to fit in. So people use them, knowing that they will do anything to fit in, and pretend the tool will be liked if he/she follows through. Typically, a tool is too dumb to notice this. Trying too hard to fit in is what causes them to not fit in, often making akward comments or just annoying the shit out of everybody they're trying to hang out with.
Casey: *laughing* I just told Steve he could drive us to the party if he did my math and chem homework...

John: Wow, seriously, what a tool
by 0gi3 February 23, 2009
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tool

a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return
The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!
by T.V. John November 18, 2012
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