When someone puts a tennis racquet over your face and takes a raging dump through the racquet onto their face.
by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004
The first Waffle. Made of stone by the Titan, Prometheus, it is a source of ultimate power. It must always have a keeper.
by [Puppetshowkid] June 21, 2007
N. An alcoholic pothead.
Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
by ***fuck you, the mighty fucker March 16, 2011
A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement
by Jonathan Gagen October 04, 2018
A vagina that has some gross disease and turns blue and purple and oozes gross booger stuff and looks disgusting!!!!!!!!!
Blue Waffle vagina
by oly high kid April 17, 2010
The interesting looking red impressions made on your butt/leg when sitting on a textured surface for a long period of time.
Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
We sat down on the pool deck and listened to our coach talk for 30 minutes. By the end, I had waffle ass from the tiles on the floor
by Indomitable798 June 16, 2009
Some random bitch started it.. but who knows the definition to it ? Whom tf started this shit? WE DUTT ANY NIBBA WHO STARTED IT
Young Nibba: Medium Waffle
Cracker boy: What? I don’t have a medium waffle sorry bro
Young nibba: fuck off
Cracker boy: What? I don’t have a medium waffle sorry bro
Young nibba: fuck off
by Koolaid_sippin December 19, 2017