Wifed

When your on your girlfriends leash

Think aa will hang with us tonight? Na man that buhl is wifed

by Greekgod10 July 1, 2016

throw down wife

the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman

Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.

by idon'tknowwhyi'mhere March 2, 2016

Tony lopezs wife

tony lopezs wife is Chloe Lopez and is best friends with april kageyama!

hey do you know tony lopezs wife?
ya April kageyamas bestfreind!

by snoopy..charr on tiktok January 10, 2021

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.

I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.

by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011

wife of bellatrix

Wife of bellatrix is Lily Taylor 😆

“Wow, Lily is the wife of Bellatrix? So lucky.”

by bellatrix blacks wife May 30, 2021

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.

Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!

by anonymous July 15, 2023