A rip-off? How the hell are they similar? They both have their own places in history, and the sooner people quit fighting about their respective favorite stories, the sooner we can build a decent future!
by Ignavius March 31, 2003
Get the Star Warsmug. Anal intercourse. Comes from the sound Chewbacca makes being associated with the pain of anal intercourse.
by Robert April 6, 2005
Get the Star Warsmug. a person who thinks he is great at everything who trys to be good but totally sucks, by this person i mean a guneet all-star is terrible. All-star trys to make himself look good but he fucking sucks
by anonymous December 7, 2004
Get the all-starmug. Shrek's mom
by Dropped My Idiot December 20, 2017
Get the all starsmug. Where a guy is about to ejaculate on a girl/guy's face and right as it's in the air & s/he sees it, s/he makes a wish before it lands on his/her face.
As timothy ejaculated into the air, Samantha watched the shooting star before it hit her face and made a wish.
by godisnotreal24 October 14, 2017
Get the shooting starmug. Morning Star:
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Bob asks his divorced friend John if he would ever get married again. John replies " If I want to get a Morning Star again I would hope to star on an internet porn site so I can make money getting fucked in the ass instead of paying an ex-wife to give me a Morning Star." Bob has no choice but to respond with "well said sir."
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
by Paulie Walnuts 762 October 21, 2019
Get the Morning Starmug. by Star-Gloria Secret Admirers May 5, 2009
Get the Star-Gloriamug.