i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash
by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 07, 2022
The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.
"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"
by 3amtwitterexpert January 29, 2019
The Twitter Verified Checkmark is a blue checkmark on twitter. It let's people know if an account is notable. After November 9th 2022, you require a twitter blue subscription to receive a checkmark. You do not need a single follower, you only need twitter blue to get the checkmark.
Twitter blue is starting at $7.99/mo and is only available for purchase on iOS.
Twitter blue is starting at $7.99/mo and is only available for purchase on iOS.
by ToolifyStudios November 12, 2022
Free Twitter was a phrase that has been trending multiple times on the Twitter platform, ever since Elon Musk bought it. People usually say this phrase on the Twitter platform, attempting to remove Elon Musk's role as CEO of the platform.
Person 1: Hey man have you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!
by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser December 23, 2022
Hold on, imma leave some space here so I can use both boxes if need be...
Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
He wants to make the world a school! Ha! That's fucking hilarious! Look, he thinks there should be a buy-in to engage in the public discourse (like a student at a college) and that those with ethos (the teachers) should hold more sway over it. That is wild! That's the endgame! The real boys and the puppets! Hahahahahahaha! Nuts. You're fucking nuts man... Hooo... How does not just devolve into free speech animal farm? And you could say 'Well, you have to earn ethos' but 70% of your peers (people with similar ethos) disagree with you. The discourse being controlled by those with higher authority is exactly how we got all the self-censorship in the first place. That's just Chomsky, man. The dregs have a responsibility to remain passive and obedient in their solipsistic gardens of Eden while the golden restructure the world at their leisure or discretion. Too much logos? Who needs rationale? You can just restrict the discourse so that only those who can afford it can speak. Jesus Christ man... 🤦 I was hoping it was the former and not the latter (if you know what I mean). Twitter Again.
by Hym Iam August 04, 2022
People who search through old tweets to uncover racist, sexist or mostly out of context, non politically correct jokes or statements. People who think they're symbols of virtue but are essentially garbage collectors for likes and retweets.
by Nezhar March 18, 2019
Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha
by cryptofurrency March 18, 2019