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The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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🤘🏽 Meaning

Ur moms a milf and ur madly gay🤘🏽
🤘🏽 Meaning means gay
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What do you mean

Letting them know you are about to slap the shit out of them so they can take back what they just said
Jack: “I think Games of Thrones Season 8 was actually decent.”
Bill: “Wait what do you mean?”
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sneakily mean

When someone is mean, but on the low-key. You'd think they'd be a nice person, but they aren't.
"Yeah I don't like that class" "But everyone's supposed to be nice I've heard" "Exactly. They're sneakily mean"
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Surrey-mean

Surrey-mean refers to a type of insult that is often regarded with English people from the county of Surrey. In Surrey, which is associated with the upper-middle and upper-class white families of England, a type of passive-aggressive and underhanded insult is employed, and thus any insult that falls within this category can also be referred to as 'surrey-mean'.
"No I'm sure Elizabeth really appreciates everyone bringing their husbands - perhaps it'll prompt her to get one herself!"
"Oh Jessica... that was SO Surrey-mean... do it again."
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reg sus meaning

no one knows the answer to this mystery
if you google reg sus meaning you won't get an answer
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