Thank you please

It's proper bo!

Penny Smith made me do a sexwee

Thank you please

by Fookin Mel B December 10, 2003

Thinkyou

When you are expressing thanks, but also asking the person thanked for their opinion on the reason for thanking.

This wine you gave me is delicious, thinkyou?

by Frostycharlie July 8, 2010

Thanksgiving

Modern Definition: An American tradition where people gorge on turkey until they puke and visit their relatives to eat even more turkey. Usually the stores start to get flooded with Christmas shoppers at this time.

Real meaning: Originally celebrated by the Pilgrims (early north-American settlers) as a remembrance of the time when they took full advantage of the local Native American tribes' knowledge of the land, invited them all over to a feast, slaughtered them all the next day, settled on their land, and looked westward to the vast, unconquered land that lay ahead of them.

I had barbecued pork ribs and fries on Thanksgiving day. To Hell with turkey. (heh heh heh)

by sarcastic November 26, 2003

Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder

The tendency for conservatives to think largely in terms of black and white for every single issue on the planet. Mostly a result of an absolutist religious upbringing, I believe.

An example,

Bob, a 43 year old loving father of two, with a spotless criminal record, assaults a sixteen year old girl. Everyone is shocked and puzzled. When caught, he has a nervous breakdown and is put in a mental institution. There, he undergoes various tests and scans. Doctors discover a giant tumor in the part of the brain responsible for sexual activities.

They remove it via surgery, and he's back to normal again. There's no doubt about it - from similar cases we can see that tumors in that part of the brain drive normal men crazy. What to do?

Liberal: After having considered all the evidence, I don't see any point in incarcerating him. He's not a threat. I fucking hate worthless child molesters but he clearly can't be held responsible for this. Probation should do, just in case I'm wrong. (though i doubt it)

Moderate: The science involved certainly seems to indicate that he's not responsible for this disgusting deed. Given his prior record, he doesn't seem like a threat. Still, I'm not totally convinced. A year in prison maybe? More testing, in any case.

Conservative: Why the fuck are we even talking about this? Tumors don't do anything anyway, that's just a THEORY! Has everyone lost their fucking mind, he attacked a helpless child! Stone him to death! Oh wait, I forgot that we don't live in Afghanistan or Iran. Well in that case, give 'im the lethal injection. Shit, that's not allowed for non-murderers? SHIT! I swear, liberals are bleeding this fucking country dry! DEATH TO LIBERALS!!! *waves rebel flag*

Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder is a major problem in the US, sadly. Mostly as a result of religious faith.

For another example, see black and white thinkers.

by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011

Thank'ya Much

Midwest slang for "Thank you very much". Also considered broken English or Poor English.

Cashier: "Here's your receipt, and have a nice day"
Customer: "Thank'ya Much"

by The Lord Paco May 20, 2010

Thanks, Thank You

Term that applies when one hastily responds to a thanks with a thank you turning an otherwise pleasant conversation into an awkward one.

Debbie the cashier: Seventy-five cents is your change, come back soon thanks.

You: Thank you!

Thanks, Thank You

by Scoot McGoot December 10, 2009

"why thank you hedgehog"

An exchange expressing gratitude between two people who are close to each other in the UK, usually the South West, in a fake American South Accent.

"Would you like a cup of tea?"

"Why thank you, hedgehog."

When I offered him a cup of tea, he said, "Why thank you hedgehog"!"

by LucyVee July 12, 2008