Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 19, 2004

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crash test monkey

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.

instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.

by Leo B. August 23, 2006

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truth test

A test in which you provide in order to tell someone if something is clean as claimed by proving it by either telling them to eat off the plate from which they claim it is clean and it obviously is not or to tell them to drink out of a cup if they said it is clean . It is mostly used on kids but can apply to adults. This may also apply to anything that someone says is true but you know they are wrong so you tell them to prove it so it can blow up in their face.

Mom: Did you wash your hands to go eat? Hmmm…
Kid: Yes ma
Mom: Okay then lick your fingers, it’s a truth test
Kid: What? That’s nasty!!! I mean…better use water AND soap I guess

by leebal May 19, 2006

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Simp Test

A Simp Test is when a girl determines whether or not a guy is a simp.

That bitch is handing out simp testa

by Tatsumaki Pancake June 29, 2020

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Creative achievement test

Oooooh! I've heard of that!

Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Now I know how YOU feel! To have everyone know your work without even knowing who you actually are? That's hilarious! Creative achievement test huh? Absolutely fucking hilarious! Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

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