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Tastivity

Tastivity refers to ingredients, toppings, garnish and all relatated edible items involved in making a food or drink. Tastivity is used to describe or express how food is prepared. Tastivity is the measure of disgusting to delicious. When you refer to someones tastivity you are refereing to their preference of the way they customize their food. ie. the way they dress thier hamburger, pizza or ice cream sundae. Tastivity also refers to drinks such as the Bloody Ceaser, Red Wine Sangria that can be prepared with various ingredients. In most foods and drinks tastivity is a personal opinion however some foods/drinks have a unique balance that is undesputable tastivity! (or at least within a degree)
1. "Pizza loaded with veggies and goat cheese." "This is great tastivity to me!"

2. "This Bloody Ceaser has no hot suace" "bad tastivity!"

3. "I like my hamburgers with mustard only..." "that is perfect tastivity!"
by ab123455 July 6, 2011
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Tastacular

A nice way to tell someone their food tastes like balls.
Me: Hisaac yo food is Tastacular
Isaac: Thanks! ... i think...
by Minininja not isaac... August 31, 2011
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Tactical tjunder

When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better
guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"
by Flexsis November 20, 2011
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Testicide

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the balls.
"I gotta commit suicide,hmm, testicide anyone?"
by GregTheShowerDemon1 November 20, 2011
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testicalation

Male figure being sensitive. As the testicle is very sensitive.
Your testicalation actions prevented you from getting lucky.
by alloveritagain December 2, 2011
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tacticaler

The Art of being more tactical than someone else.
Michael is tacticaler than matt.
by Tactless December 29, 2011
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Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.
Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.
by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012
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