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cunt runt

An unborn child still in the womb. Specifically used in a derogatory manner when denouncing being the father of the child.
That bitch is crazy! I don't care how many times she said we fucked! That cunt runt is not mine!
by NerdPope December 9, 2008
mugGet the cunt runtmug.

Cooked Cunt

A Australian male (sometimes female) who is either high on drugs, or who's brain is deflated due to drugs, found in large numbers at any (mainly) EDM festivals or raves
1: Hey man did you go to future music?

2: Yea dude soo many Cooked Cunts

1: Hey bro you want to buy any dingers?

2: Fuck off daymo you Cooked Cunt
by CraigYo999 May 25, 2014
mugGet the Cooked Cuntmug.

cunt tree

A whole bunch of related peoples all descended from one cunt.
A family tree with a cunt at the top. Because of the cunt and its inherent value, you need to apply for a visa to enter.
Which cunt tree are you from? My mother's cunt!
by jack2345678 January 25, 2011
mugGet the cunt treemug.

Cunt Cap

The dirty, covertly contagious nickname behind a popular military style of hat, the garrison cap. The hat itself is simple in construction and is typically made of felt wool, cotton, or moleskin. More recent variants include synthetic materials like polyester. It is typically associated with apparel worn on base and is not very practical for use in the field.

The name comes from the top of the cap, which, when triple-creased, resembles a vagina. To preserve the dignity of the wearer, the hat, and the branch of service while maintaining the humor of the name, many troops abbreviate the name to "C-Cap".

Newer variants of the cap lack the triple crease on top, effectively eliminating the resemblance to genitalia, though it's doubtful that the hat's undignified nickname caused this change.
"Only a sailor could describe a hat as a cunt cap!"
"Like hell! The Army came up with that fine nickname years before any of you slimy ship rats!"
"You're both wrong! It was a Marine!"

*this argument continues endlessly and pointlessly until armageddon*
by Jodimest March 1, 2008
mugGet the Cunt Capmug.

cunt punt

verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.
"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"
by e-mo November 5, 2005
mugGet the cunt puntmug.

CUNT

This word is used to describe someone who lacks the basic understanding of the PC - a Computer User Non Technical.
User - I've been pressing the F1 key for weeks and no-one from support has come to help me.

Support Person - You're a CUNT!
by Graeme Henderson September 23, 2008
mugGet the CUNTmug.

cunt bag

Shithead, vicious, evil person that represents a manifestation of all that is wrong with the world... The ultimate worst insult that you can use to describe your friends...
by Not so super DJ Gennady April 27, 2003
mugGet the cunt bagmug.

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