Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

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by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011

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Status Bomb

When a Facebook friend adds a comment to a poignant and meaningful status update totally unrelated to the topic and ruins your special revelation.

Facebook Update: So excited, it's a boy!
Facebook friend comment: Check your mail bitch, we're at Chili's yo!
Facebook Updater comment: Status bomb much, bitch? I'm having a damn baby boy. Bitch.

by MaddyG1 June 25, 2012

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stans

people who wish to enjoy something/someones content and want find other people who like the same thing as them to talk to about it :)

person: stans can be cool sometimes! i made a stan account for cc to find others who like them and made so many friends!

by sournap December 12, 2020

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sanusha

The most horrible person ull ever meet with no basic qualities.If you are a friend of sanusha's or anyway related to her, your life is doomed before it even begins. The nastiest pathetic abnormal lil wench is sanusha

Person1:Where are the bitches?

Person2:Idk, maybe where ever sanusha is.. After all she is the more or less like them

by Assface_Ts December 3, 2021

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