Not of speed

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”

Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?

by TrippT June 27, 2023

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 04, 2020

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 08, 2021

Full Damn Speed

Kill a lot of People at Anytime and Anything

I be killing Full Damn Speed

by JVDAGOD March 23, 2020

speed head

someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine

I don't want to go to Corvin Club tonight, it's full of speed heads.

by ym8 September 13, 2017

Speed King

A web developer that knows what they’re doing when it comes to site speed performance and optimization.

T-bone : Yo kaz you know how your the speed king can you speed up this website for me
Kaz : yea mate send it over
T-bone: kaz mate your such a speed king

by Gear boys August 15, 2018

Speed Racer

to pull a Speed Racer is to miss a checkpoint on every lap of the race

I was way behind him at the start but he pulled a Speed Racer and I ended up winning

by Albannt December 28, 2022