c (light-speed)

c, or the speed of light, is the speed of which photons travel in a vacuum, A.K.A. the fastest speed in the universe.
To travel at/exceed this speed would result in breaking the fabric of space-time.
c = 299,792,458 meters per second = 671,000,000 miles per hour
The new spaceship, Exr-C2 can travel at 0.6 * c (light-speed), or 60% of the speed of light.
by QwertyPixel February 10, 2023
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Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
by QuickShowerSherrie July 13, 2013
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Speed trap

A person always in a rush to do nothing
Yo don’t fuck wit him yo that nigga a speed trap in the way ass nigga
by Cartair July 18, 2020
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hitler speed

A synonym for pervitin (crystal meth/methamphetamine). Used at afterhours.
You got some speed?

Only hitler speed.

Fuck no!
by Randy Maschine September 06, 2018
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Speed shades

If you like all time shreds and watching Nascar speed shades are necessary to protect your corneas from the UVs and elements.
Yo those speed shades are sick...way cooler than pit vipers.
by kurtisblow50 November 19, 2021
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Speed Racer

to pull a Speed Racer is to miss a checkpoint on every lap of the race
I was way behind him at the start but he pulled a Speed Racer and I ended up winning
by Albannt December 28, 2022
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Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.
Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.
by The Amazing Speed Racist October 17, 2018
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