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ur species homo

The chemical warfare equivalent of an insult. Very effective but kills both sides.
Billy: ur mom gay
Joel: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur species homo
Joel: *suffocates*
Billy: *heart failure*
by Dare Dare May 18, 2018
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your species feces

The ultimate response to your mom gay. It tops all other comebacks such as "your dad lesbian" or "your family tree LGBT".
Someone: Your mum gay
Other person : Your sister a mister
Someone: Your family tree LGBT
Other person: Your species feces

*Surrounding area is engulfed into the darkness of the void*
by Toxxixx May 19, 2018
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Colorado special

You cash a massive bowl while going balls deep in ya girls asshole and don't exhaled till you cum
I almost died doing the Colorado special but definitely worth it
by Cloud City resident May 30, 2018
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hector special

One shot of rot gut tequila with two tablespoons of olive juice and a dash of tobacco sauce
I can't stomach this shitty tequila! Well then we'll just make Hector special's
by Dguernsey June 10, 2018
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Shannon special

When you jack off on a picture of your friends girlfriend
Nate gave the Shannon special to jasons anniversary poster
by Freexxxtenc123 June 22, 2018
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Envasive species

Is that the envasive speciesLauryn”?
by Hahshs September 25, 2018
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Katz Special

A highly unique dating situation. It involves a man showing a woman a fantastic night out on the town and bringing her back to his place where he proceeds to go down on her. After a time, the man reaches for a condom but is met with an exasperated question from the woman as to why he still uses condoms. Armed with the knowledge that this woman obviously doesn't use condoms and is very likely loaded with STDs, the man resumes eating her out. Once the woman climaxes, she gets dressed and leaves.
Kevin: "Hey Joe - any word on how Dave's date went last night? I know he was really looking forward to it."

Joe: "Not good Kev. Not good. The dude played all his cards right, like a true pro, but the girl still played him like a fiddle. It ended up just being another Katz Special."

Kevin: "Damn man that's awful. He'll bounce back though. Guy's a champ."
by Hold the Door December 9, 2018
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