slapping pappy

To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.

I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!

by City cowgirl March 26, 2018

Stayed slapped

A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.

Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."

by Dramaaaaaaaa February 09, 2017

Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.

"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"

by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019

slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough

Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?

by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022

google-slapped

To get overwhelmed by a list of links that counter your argument.

Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

swagga slap

When an erect male catapolts his enormous man business into the face of an unsuspecting lover

"Mmm girl, I was with Javon last night and all of a sudden, he pulled out the swagga slap!"

by Silkypjwearinpimp February 10, 2010

Rambo Slapped

when u slap someone with ur rambo to humble them

kayz was tryna act up in front of dem girls so man rambo slappedddd him

by taybandz February 13, 2022