Reliable

Not any vehicle that Jimbo buys.

Jimbo bought a new Reliable car today, on the way home broke down!

by DSims May 31, 2018

Relief Collapse

When one is done jerking off in another room when people are in the house, the Relief Collapse is the refreshing flop onto your bed in a haze of post-nut clarity with the relief that no one knew you were masturbating.

Tyler: Man, the relief collapse makes the post-nut high even better. Just gets all the worries out.

by Spriiing May 30, 2020

Religion

the opposite of faggot

he's in a religion, he won't let us bum fuck him, he likes girls and not guys

by truth November 27, 2002

Religion!

When something is expected, of-the-norm, standard issue and typical. Often used by respected members of the Cornish heavy metal fraternity.

Derek: "Did you go to the gig last night then?"
Fergal: "Yep"
Derek: "Trashed?"
Fergal: "Religion!"

by Dantera February 7, 2010

Abrahamic Religions

ABRAHAM WAS MESSENGER OF GOD AND JUDAISM,CHRISTIANITY AND ISLAM ARE ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS PROPHET ABRAHAM IS THE FATHER OF ALL THESE 3 RELIGIONS

EXAMPLE OF ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS IS THAT JUDAISM CHRISTIANITY AND ISLAM ARE ALMOST SAME RELIGIONS

by KICK ASS 777 August 4, 2010

the lawful pirate (religion)

the lawful pirate is a religion that you must be born into by rights ... complies with the law of the savior ie old and new testaments... it is where instead of plundering you have a method of obtaining what people don't want .. which can sometimes be more than what they do want... this religion is that you are a ghost.. hence why you must be born into by rights.. and the earth or universe (for example) is made of water and spirit you float around in a ghost ship ..terrorising those that do not represent your religion... many pirates have ended up being lawful but as there is no law higher than they than can get caught in there own short fallings and face judgement the lawful pirate has the all his laws complete and accounted for hence why it is a fulfilled religion and not a persona

i was once a half of the lawful pirate (religion)as i did not have the rights and i terrorised chaotics asked what they wanted they replied... to kill you ... and i said "right! by my name and by the law of my god you will never infact for it is now permenantly and infinately impossible for you to lay even a finger on this body which i am until you have all been deafeated forever

by angus david macfarlane June 13, 2007

religion

a beleif based on the knowledge of a higher power who has created and put you on earth....

have u all seriously lost ur ways that u cant relize that 4 what it is.
a colt is not a religion its a grouping of sacrifice from what u believe lifes meaning to be.

how the fuck do u think u got here? a planet might be able to create simple things like trees and algie, but do u really think an intellagent species can grow from dirt? and evelution is a bunch of bullshit other then catapillers turning into butterflys....if we evolved from apes then why arnt apes extinct. why wuddent they all have evolved. religion is not a way of life, no more then a belief.

by all knowing truth January 15, 2006