Game of poke

A game played by two individuals at a time. The two contestants must be facing eachother with an erection, then walk towards eachother until one is poked by the other persons penis. The purpose of the game is to find out who has the larger/longer penis. Usually played with people that have about the same penis length.

"Me and Jeff were discussing who had the longest penis, so we just went ahead and settled it like men with a game of poke"

by pkmstr88 September 9, 2018

Rear naked poke

Get a girl in a rear naked choke from the back and stick your dick deep inside

I was bangin this chick last night and got behind of her and got her in a rear naked poke

by Antonio and arther hill January 1, 2019

Zunika The Poes

The biggest poes in the world who just pisses everyone off

Zunika the poes is the biggest poes in the world

by Tajmahol November 22, 2019

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

The Elote Poké

When you pull out after anal and find corn on your cob.

After Thanksgiving dinner Cletus pulled out of Betty and he had The Elote Poké on his cock and Betty ate the corn off.

by 2eraz December 29, 2021

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Ma se poes

A term often used as an expression to someone whom you love or hold dearly.

Tony stated to Bubbles "Ma se poes" at their wedding...

by Bubbles_K August 5, 2024