Personal Porn

Something that isn't normally porn, but is pornographic in nature or sexually stimulating to you

That guy has a fetish for puppets, so shows like Sesame Street are his personal porn.

by AshBob5000 May 23, 2018

emoji person

A person that 99% of there writing is emojis

you are a emoji person

by pineapples_guy8000 February 6, 2023

Common Person

this is a person that everyone knows, but isn't friends with. not to be confused with the popular people. like, the person you hear about all the time but never meet them/interact w/ them (just to eventually meet them)

Friend: OH yeah my friend Teby said the same thing!
Rando: Who tf is teby I hear about them from everyone
Friend: oh they're a pretty Common Person

by tebytoby<3 May 28, 2022

british person

a black guy who likes sucking my friends antons cock

Jonathan: let me suck you

Anton: yes im british person

by bögnegro12 December 12, 2022

Maybe-Person

A Maybe-Person is the type of individual that, when invited to events, always says, "I'll try." The hour of the event tends to be a coin flip depending on the weather, their feelings, or if nothing else better comes up. A Maybe-Person has no compass or code, led by their emotions like a butterfly with her helmet on. This behavior is highly problematic, and they have difficulty daily with simple decision-making activities.

Woody Goldblum, a.k.a. the Swan, said he would like to try to make it out to dinner, but because he felt a little stressed about travel plans (the next day), he canceled again at the 11th hour and confirmed that he was a Maybe-Person.

by Hixxz68 March 1, 2023

personality faker

a person who copies your taste in music, clothes, makeup, hair, style, etc. and fakes their own real personality because they're jealous or want to be friends with you

me: i really like punk rock
personality faker: omf same!!!!
me: name 1 punk rock band
personality faker: mmm 5SOS?

by no snitchin November 2, 2014

Personality Profiling

I'd like to create a new genre of offense: personality profiling.

I.e. assuming that:

Someone who wears long skirts and tevos is automatically a vegan.

Someone who watches cartoons is immature.

Someone who uses dope (disambiguation: cannabis) is stupid.

Someone who gives fucks doesn't give a Fuck if you treat them like shit.

A classy lady who shows off her body because she has worked hard sculpting it should automatically be considered and pursued as the town bicycle.

♡BorealisBits

"Look at her watching cartoons again, when will she grow up?"

"Dude, stop personality profiling, there are a ton of cartoons rich with humor, complexity, and mature ideologies. Plus, think of how much hard work goes into creating them."

by ToriBorealis May 13, 2014