pee-douched

during sex when a guy pee's in the vagina

Mike : "I was bonin' this girl and I had to piss real bad so I just went in her"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"

by schmolly December 2, 2009

Pee-rect

(Adj) When you have a boner in the morning but have to pee so badly that you can't actually have sex or jerk off. You have to wait for your woody to go down just to pee. (Unfortunately, by that time, you may have lost your chance.)

I'd totally bang you right now, but I'm too pee-rect. Could you cover up or something? I gotta get this pee-rection down first so I can pee.

by BmoreHon5 June 8, 2010

pee-boning

The act of going to the bathroom with a boner, it is extremely hard to do weather you are sitting or standing. It usually results in missing and peeing on the floor and walls.

Guy One: Dude, why is the bathroom floor covered in pee?

Guy Two: Sorry, I was pee-boning earlier.

by TheCurbTheif November 21, 2011

Hide-and-go-pee

When there is only one open urenal next to two guys. You walk up and get ready to go, but then you notice they're looking at you out of the corner of their eyes. To prevent from being checked out, you waddle all the way up to the urenal, effectively hiding your privates.

Guy, "Aw man, one open urenal. I guess I'm in for a game of hide-and-go-pee."

Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"

by ChucklingBeaver April 6, 2010

3-hole punch pee hole paste

When a male is urinating and the stream is spraying in multiple directions, usually following ejaculation or sexual intercourse.

There's piss all over the seat and floor! Someone must have had a wicked case of 3-hole punch pee hole paste last night.

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Big Pee

New on the scene of 2005- Big Pee is the bad ass gangsta from the hood of Lancashire. With his wicked rythms and Breakbeats mixed with the voice of a man who knows wheres it at- this guy is da new Eminem. Still needs a recording contract- unbelievable

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by Boss Doggy January 23, 2005