patchet

a large sum of mayonnaise usually in a jar a packet.

oi bruv give me dat patchet these chipps hella dry.

by sssssdda October 25, 2020

Patchy

Patchy is an 13 year old that sweats in a game called Brawl Stars.

He's such an patchy

by binnyyy November 27, 2020

Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021

Patchfunder

a Natural Person/s or Business Entity or any Organisation who act as a loan provider for patchfunding projects, specifically medicinal and recreational cannabis projects and other high priced agricultural crops.

..So Bob and Peter both over the moon for qualifying as patchfunders on the patchfunding platform "Patch of Green" after successfully completing the KYC on-boarding process..

by botmasterza March 20, 2021

patchwork patty

A poorly rolled blunt, but you’ll go to space 🚀💫🧑 🚀👩🏻 🍳✨

“Chris can’t roll can you?”

“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”

by CrushingChaos April 19, 2021

patches.c0splays0

Loves their mutuals very very much

“ patches.c0splays0 loves her mutuals very much and will do so much for them”

by patches.c0splays0 June 2, 2021

patchesgnf

A word to put someone back in their place. It’s like beggars can’t be choosers but 10x worse, you say it to someone you HATE.

“I got free cotton candy, but it’s shit flavored”
“Oh well, patchesgnf”

by 6jnqugwl July 24, 2021