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sad pancakes 

1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.

2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.
I make sad pancakes every time Meggen cheats on me with Declan.
sad pancakes by Shamusteh September 6, 2015

Sierra Nevada Pancakes

term referring to the breasts of a flat-chested hippie
If her legs weren't hairy, her hair were clean, and if she didn't have Sierra Nevada Pancakes, she might be cute.
Sierra Nevada Pancakes by Jodiel February 28, 2008
The rather curious act of making out with anyone you meet, but never sleeping with them, often stopping the action when things get too close to intercourse.

Also known as a make out slut .
Friend 1: "Sorry I'm late for work...I was up late all night with that French guy I met yesterday"

Friend 2: "That's gross...I don't want to hear about your sex life"

Friend 1: "Oh, we didn't have sex, I just kicked him out when he tried to put his hand down my pants"

Friend 2: "Wow...poor guy. You really shouldn't have pamcaked him like that! :("
pamcake by cobblepot November 14, 2010
The act of having unprotected sex with a female counterpart, then on the following morning (in a seemingly "thoughtful" act) deliver her breakfast in bed. What is kept unknown to her is that the pancakes that were made "especially for her" are actually heavily laced with Plan B emergency contraceptive.
If I do say so myself, I made that bitch some of the best plancakes yet. And with the things she did last night, I'd say she deserves them.

belly pancakes 

when you beat off in bed and it makes pancake shapes of semen on your stomach
hey tommy stop making belly pancakes in your bed!
belly pancakes by folgie March 30, 2005

holy pancakes batman 

What ma niggas say instead of holy shit nigga in front of white niggas
Holy pancakes batman he fucked yo mom