1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.
2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.
3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.
The rather curious act of making out with anyone you meet, but never sleeping with them, often stopping the action when things get too close to intercourse.
The act of having unprotected sex with a female counterpart, then on the following morning (in a seemingly "thoughtful" act) deliver her breakfast in bed. What is kept unknown to her is that the pancakes that were made "especially for her" are actually heavily laced with Plan B emergency contraceptive.
If I do say so myself, I made that bitch some of the best plancakes yet. And with the things she did last night, I'd say she deserves them.