surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

by justducky February 8, 2014

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.

My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.

by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014

Sneezer pooper

The person who says "bless you" when your about to sneeze. But then you dont sneeze because of him

Guy1: aaaaaahhhhh.....
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: god damb it man now im not sneezing! Your such a sneezer pooper...

by Snivy641 December 27, 2014

Party pooper

Someone who ruins a party and/or makes it no fun, as in throwing away the beer or draining the pool in the backyard.

Man, that guy's a real party pooper. He told on us to my parents, who got mad at me and stopped the party.

by DefBruh March 17, 2016

Party Pooper

The centerpiece of an anal gangbang.

"Hey girl you lookin good in those tight jeans, looks like you haulin round tonight's party pooper."

"I can take all y'all in this party pooper."

by thestickygreenman August 21, 2016

anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole

Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien

by nipplebladez August 21, 2016