Cocoon Job

A blowjob enhanced with the pleasure of a woman's silky long hair wrapped around the shaft of a mans cock during the action.

Crow - "dude, Tiffany wrapped her hair around my cock Last night and sucked me off like a champ."

Money maker mike - "yeah that's called a cocoon job, I had one 30 years ago."

by SmashKing January 7, 2015

towel job

A substitute for oral sex, that includes a towel massaging a penis.

Babygurrl, it's okay, I don't need to cum in your mouth. Bring out the towel, give me a towel job, and finish me off.

by Beaverhousen May 11, 2008

Hand job

When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.

My girlfriend gives an amazing hand job, she let's me cum on her.

by Naughty Girl August 4, 2005

cock job

Someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is

When something says
"Enter Bio Here"
in a big big box under a little box that says
"Name
Location"
Then a person writes in the bio " WTF is a bio?...is it like bioshock"

A great reply to this would be "cock job"

by Cloudy Charge Fanta January 16, 2008

Mag Job

A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.

I flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core Mag Job!

by moses malone2 February 15, 2010

smog job

Farting while receiving fellatio.

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.

by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 11, 2009

Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010