oiler boy

The man who gives your wife a massage, and is always eager to please, and is always elbow deep in hot oil

John caught the oiler boy giving his wife a happy ending

by Anthony Bazz January 13, 2008

oilies

From Russel Brand (legend) - their breasticles people.

'I Love Her And Her Oilies.'

by Just4kicks July 6, 2006

OilBar Mustache

OilBar Mustache: (V.) When one engages in a sexual act of placing a frozen chocolate bar in their condensing partners anus, while concurrently masturbating their partner's genitals with a food grade lubricant, ie: " Crisco." After the initial climax, the now melted chocolate is smeared upon the other partners upper lip, and licked off by the climax-er.

A sexual act the OilBar Mustache, well described in the definition.

by JKJRS April 25, 2010

Oily Bohunk

A big stupid good looking fella from the Czech Republic. The sort you'd call for a booty call but you dont want to marry them or let your friends know your are sleeping with them.

A Bohunk is usually a handsome man aswell as a good Dominating lover with large "hardware".

You may recall the use of "Oily Bohunk" from the movie 16 Candles.

Im not looking for a relationship I just need an oily Bohunk to play with me.

by Bigcoque October 7, 2018

Oilix

A micro-organism that can enrich crude oil and replicate it. Said to be cheap (as in low-cost).

"If someone could develop a micro-organism capable of enriching & purifying oil, we'd have a nearly infinite supply of oil! ^.^ Sadly, it's all fiction. -.-' "
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

oilwhore

Oilwhore is a non-gendered term, meaning one who sold themself to the fossil fuels industry for personal gain. Much like a whore sells sex, oilwhores sell their integrity and credibility. The term oilwhore is inclusive, meaning it encompasses all involved, thus your family, friends, or your spouse may be an oilwhore. Chances are good that if you are an oilwhore your entire family is too. Scientists have determined oilwhoring is learned behaviour, not something contagious. Anyone who selfishly promotes fossil fuels for direct or indirect gain, even if they themselves aren’t working for the fossil fuels sector, is susceptible to being an oilwhore. Employees in the industry or fields enabling fossil fuel consumption are also included within the oilwhore domain. That could be politics, pipeline construction, mining, refining, transport, petrochemicals, the oil lobby, public relations, media, marketing, retail, or other area. So long as it involves promoting fossil fuel for gain it is indeed oilwhoring. Once someone becomes an oilwhore, they forfeit their claim to having any credibility, integrity, ethical standards, honour, morals, a conscience, real friends, and lack the ability to love another human being as much as they love money. Oilwhores have no genetic relation to humanity. We thought they were decendants of a distant ancestor in the genus Homo sapiens, but no, behaviour analysis has shown oilwhores belong to the genus Pan troglodytes (see: Pan troglodytes in Wikipedia).

Never trust an oilwhore. Don't you remember what the Harper government did to Canada?

by Holly Gunn Reid April 2, 2016

Oiled

The fine ass dark skin male

"You see that dark skin over there?"

"Damn he's oiled af looking like a snack."

by j4yj4y99 July 25, 2017