Frame job

Also known as a frame-up. This is an instance of framing someone, i.e. making it look like they committed a crime instead of you.

--But all the evidence is against Miss Dunbar! --There's too much evidence; I'm convinced it's a frame job.

by rocketman0739 November 10, 2010

towel job

A substitute for oral sex, that includes a towel massaging a penis.

Babygurrl, it's okay, I don't need to cum in your mouth. Bring out the towel, give me a towel job, and finish me off.

by Beaverhousen May 11, 2008

Hand job

When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.

My girlfriend gives an amazing hand job, she let's me cum on her.

by Naughty Girl August 4, 2005

cock job

Someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is

When something says
"Enter Bio Here"
in a big big box under a little box that says
"Name
Location"
Then a person writes in the bio " WTF is a bio?...is it like bioshock"

A great reply to this would be "cock job"

by Cloudy Charge Fanta January 16, 2008

job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.

Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks

by Confused Designer April 5, 2017

brillo job

the act of oral sex between to men, usually with a scruffy beard and mustash i.e. andrew pretended to be asleep while he recieved a blow job from tyrone.

"Hey can you believe Drew got a brillo job from some random dude!?! Thats some repugnant ass shit!!!

by jemhunter December 25, 2008

sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.

I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.

by Katy B. December 7, 2006