virtual balls

When someone has balls over the internet, when someone can talk back only online.

-Doood, you see dat slut over there?
-Yup
-She confessed me over myspace and she's scared of me
-She has virtual balls

by MagdaGonePsycho March 10, 2008

Aiden Ball

A giraffe. no he's not tall he's skinny and got a long ass neck

Oh no its Aiden Ball

by AIDEN SUCKS September 23, 2020

Bingle Ball

A glorious large ball of shiny silken threads, adorned with the finest velvet ribbons, and the sparkliest golden fringe and "pearls" that dangles from above. When you gently tug on the bulbess knob at the end of the dangly pearl string, the most delightful music box music will caress your eager earholes with fanciful notes.

Oh, Mama... Is it my turn to tug on the dangling, pendulous knob of the most magnificent bingle ball?

by O.G. Princess Leah December 29, 2018

Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.

Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.

by Kissel August 22, 2023

flips balls

Freak out

My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.

by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008

Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.

My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Chingo Balls

A Christmas song sung in East Los Angeles and vicinity.

Chingo balls, chingo balls, chingo all the way...

by Gillespie Furniture December 21, 2008