Tickling magic land 

This means for someone to put their fingers in a vayjayjay. However, unlike fingering, tickling a magic land is majestic. Often when the cums, the woman queefs glitter and rainbows. Chocolate cake and tea will be served afterwards.

Creepy pervert: Can I finger you?
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo

Tickling magic land by AlbusDumblewhore101 April 23, 2014

Fanfan magic 

Where one person shaves there pubes cuts there victims eye lashes off then jizzes across victims face and sticks the pubes on to replace the missing eye lashes.

I will fanfan magic you if you don't obey to me

Fanfan magic by Reggae shark October 30, 2014

Aladdins Magic Carpet 

When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.

Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room

Aladdins Magic Carpet by DiamondX November 20, 2014

The Magic Cock 

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.

Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock

The Magic Cock by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

Whore magic 

A spell women cast to get their shit done by leveraging their sex appeal.

She got all As?
Whore magic!

Whore magic by Zakharov October 28, 2020

Houdinis magic carpet 

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

Houdinis magic carpet by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022

Kent Magic 

Artisan PHP crafted over the weekend in Wabash County Indiana

When the OSS community does or doesn't have a solution to the problem Kent Magic to the rescue!

Kent Magic by chubbssolutions December 9, 2022