Nick Massa

Just a plain and simple TOOL

Kid #1: "Dude there's that kid Nick Massa."
Kid #2: "Yeah, he's such a tool."

by thatrandomdude November 3, 2010

Dartmouth, Massachusetts

a shitty town in southern mass near fairhaven and new bedford. its local government is controled by the few rich. known as the "rich" town in the area, yet the only rich area is padanaram. Panagakis is developing every inch of land in the North end, putting up box like structures all over the place that stay empty for decades, and the mall is not even worth going to. the school system used to be great, people came from all over the area so their kids could get a decent education. now the school department and the whole town is strapped for cash and the kids are suffering. locals are very close everyone seems to know everyone and gossip is frequent. everyone dreams of getting out of here but no one ever does. its only in the news for some new scandel, most recently involving the prom. overall not as great a town as everyone thinks

person 1: wow im getting out of Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Person 2: yeah like that is ever gonna happen... hey did you hear what happened at the prom?

by someone who has got out June 17, 2008

Bubblenut Massage

When you place your balls in a bowl of warm water and have your partner blow bubbles in it.

Give me a bubblenut massage bitch.

by Masaj Mirod January 29, 2009

1962 Latin Mass

The 1962 Latin Mass missal, was promulgated by Pope John the 23rd. This came shortly after the Post-1955 Holy Week.

The FSSP uses the 1962 Missal

Sedes👺: What Missal do you heretics use?

FSSP: We use the 1962 Latin Mass Missal.

Sedes👺: Hah, you are heretics! We use the 1570 Missal of Pius V! Mhwahhaha!

FSSP: Why are we heretics?

Sedes👺: You are in Communion with the heretic Bergoglio. Anyone in communion with him is a protestant heretic!

SSPX🤓: Actually, your statement is erroneous. Being a protestant is one or a multitude of persons who are against the Pope. Thomas Cramner and many other protestants called the Papacy evil or heretical, the same what you are doing right now.

Sede👺:😱

by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021

Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".

Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

by JPF December 31, 2007

Zikans_massakirous

Zikanin_massakirous is a powerful weapon. It shoots 5000.522 caliber chirstmas hams.

wtf why i have hole on my stomach?!+1+
omg its the fattyfatfatfat

by lollerdata August 16, 2004

bomb massage

A "massage" that is so awesome that it blows your junk up.

Bob: Yo that chick gave me a bomb massage last night, my junk blew up all over the place

by bombdude February 22, 2011