lobsta

It's the opposite of krab, and means ultra uncool.

Oh you lobsta retard!!

by Llama Jagua Kitchenette September 25, 2010

Lobbelification

An immeasurable amounts of love shared by two individuals known commonly as Andrew and Joelene. Or if in general use, anyone's name works.

I lobbelification Joelene

by Joelene&Andrew April 28, 2011

Lobbits

A loud, obnoxious group of over-excited college kids who spend too much time in the lobby of the dorm.

Sean- Bro I could not sleep last night.

Max- Were the Lobbits out of their Lobbit hole?

Sean- Those damn Lobbits!

by MaxLaz January 13, 2013

Lobster Skirt

A lesbian sex position where both partners scissor each other and both vaginal lips are interlocked creating the skirt. The interlocked vaginal lips create a vacuum seal that turns their color red like a lobster.

"Ooh I can't wait to lobster skirt you later!"

by Tacquito Bangkok Fairwood May 27, 2013

lobster roll

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.

I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!

by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015

Lobb

too drop or lounch something

The clans have been lobbing nukes at that sphere for the past two weeks, and they haven't even scratched it.

by aspiringSatan November 28, 2016

lobo joe

the man who is always staring at you from the corner of that sketchy bar you know not to go to down the street, and the one time you go there he's staring at you with Mexican bootlegged beer in his size 67 jean pockets and he is holding a giant cucumber and mouthing to you the words, "you're next".

"hey lobo joe is there"
"don't go there"

by the milkman67 March 12, 2017