Frame job

Also known as a frame-up. This is an instance of framing someone, i.e. making it look like they committed a crime instead of you.

--But all the evidence is against Miss Dunbar! --There's too much evidence; I'm convinced it's a frame job.

by rocketman0739 November 09, 2010

towel job

A substitute for oral sex, that includes a towel massaging a penis.

Babygurrl, it's okay, I don't need to cum in your mouth. Bring out the towel, give me a towel job, and finish me off.

by Beaverhousen May 11, 2008

Hand job

When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.

My girlfriend gives an amazing hand job, she let's me cum on her.

by Naughty Girl July 15, 2005

cock job

Someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is

When something says
"Enter Bio Here"
in a big big box under a little box that says
"Name
Location"
Then a person writes in the bio " WTF is a bio?...is it like bioshock"

A great reply to this would be "cock job"

by Cloudy Charge Fanta January 13, 2008

Mo-Job

When one ingests copious amounts of various types of alcohol, topped off by projectile, violent, and exsplosive emesis.

Maureen did a stellar performance of a Mo-Job one saturday night.

by Sammie Jo7 June 11, 2013

bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.

We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.

by bloat hunter April 01, 2017

Mag Job

A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.

I flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core Mag Job!

by moses malone2 February 16, 2010