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Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.
I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!
by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024
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Jason

When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.
Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?
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Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.
Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom
by Ashoota June 4, 2024
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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jason ortiz

Very huge penis & loves fucking men with big bootys
Omg jason ortiz loves fucking bootys
by Glory8233 April 10, 2017
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Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.
Wow Jason penis is huge
by China Is fat af March 8, 2019
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Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!
I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024
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