Jess

A boy who is an absolute jerk. He loves anime, hentai, and girls with big melons front and back. He will date you for your body and ask you for some noodles if yk what i mean.

Person 1- UGH! Jess is such a jerk!
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(

by Amethyst ♤ May 16, 2020

Jess Branicki

The best person on the planet. (Also looks like hog rider)

Look, it's Jess Branicki

by Swishbishfish1234567890 May 4, 2022

Big Jess

A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.

She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.

Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.

BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.

by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020

Jesse Baxter

A real big man with a fat hog.

That mans like a Jesse Baxter with his fat hog

by Colton’s mom February 9, 2021

Jess

A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.

Jess showed up and now the whole store stinks like fish and the toilet seat has an std.

by Ben Dover 1010-0 November 8, 2018

Jesse

The best person alive. He is the nicest person you ever met and very sensitive, he will answer his phone right away, isn’t very smart but will always be there for you before himself

Omg Jesse is so amazing ima give him head

by Big nugga May 26, 2021

Jesse

Flu-like symptoms.

A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.

The person who always makes everybody sick.

"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"

by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022