Jean-Denis

a man with an enourmous fat daddy donkey cock.
Evan: hey did you hear how Antoine LaGrenade's wife got fucked by a student

Thomas: yea i heard he got cucked by Jean-Denis

Evan: wow he has such a gargantuan baby blaster
by LordChodiusThe3rd September 13, 2022
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Don't talk to jean!

This is a famous saying popularized in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder".

Experienced players will usually shout this out in the online chat to signify that they have reached the end area of "Catacombes de Paris" which is a map from guts and blackpowder. About the map, there is an NPC known as Jean-Louise-le_petit-oui-oui-duboire (He's French). If you talk to the NPC it will trigger the end wave and it will spawn a bunch of zombies. They need to let the sappers of the team build barricades before talking to him so they will be prepared once the horde comes. (The horde is only activated if you talk to him so if you stay out of his vicinity you could in theory never let the horde ever spawn).
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "We reached the end of the Catacombs! Oh who that guy, I'm gonna ask him for help!"
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Wait no! Don't talk to jean!
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "What? Why?
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Talking to him will trigger the horde, if we let the sappers build before talking to him we will have barricades already set up."
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "Oh, ok i understand..."
French soldier 3 (idk): *Talks to Jean either way*

Server: A votekill has been placed on French soldier 3.
by Gutted mania May 2, 2024
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Jean-Nel

Usually a girls name, she usually is very moody and loves cuddles from her boyfriend, she also develops separations anxiety when her boyfriend leaves for more than a week. Very loving but a bit mentally unstable
Oh my soul she is a real Jean-Nel after her boyfriend left yesterday.
by paperdog69 July 4, 2021
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lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation
Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.
by Aiden226 June 21, 2016
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Jeans

The best knuckle biter around. She is tall. Like tall tall. And she is so smart, she gave her father rabies. She is dating overalls and bullied bullies.
Coffee: jeans is annoying
Baba booey: HOW DARE YOU JEANS IS AMAZING
by YeetFace99 June 15, 2021
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ghost jeans

“i was with this girl last night all she had on was ghost jeans
by jayisterrible July 13, 2020
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Jean-Pierre

Jean-Pierre! The absolute epitome of a man, perfect in every way...don't be fooled, he's aware of his undying charm on women, he's tall, sexy, every thing a lady would seek in a partner, he covers both the physical aspect and the emotional aspects and would go to the end of the world to see his partner satisfied.
Hey Jean-Pierre looked absolutely edible today, would've eaten him up if I were brave enough to walk over to him.
by Youraveragelonelyperson! August 26, 2022
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