Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.

"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."

by Duckydicko August 25, 2021

italian chocolate freezie

The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"

"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"

"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."

by acedude69 May 17, 2014

italian tomahawk

1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.

2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.

3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.

1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.

3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.

by Xanaxmind February 3, 2018

Italian Plum

An aggressive fat man, who uses too much hair gel.

The sun is beaming off this Italian Plum's dumb-cunt hair.

by Anti-Chriss September 16, 2020

Italian Soda

When someone is about to give their partner a facial, they and/or their partner holds there finger over the tip of the penis and at climax holds the ejacualte in the penis, then the person ejacualtes, they then release the finger from the tip of the penis thus giving it the champaign bottle effect onto the receiving person face

I would love for you to give me a Italian Soda later tonight!!

by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025

Italian butt flush

When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.

NOT a natural solution to constipation.

“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”

by Daddy’s Bunny November 7, 2021

Italian Tanks

Italian shitboxes that were deployed on the battlefields during World War II, notably lacking in firepower, armor, and overall effectiveness compared to their german counterparts. Despite their limitations, Italian tanks such as the Fiat M13/40 and the Carro Armato series were deployed on various fronts, including North Africa and the Mediterranean, where they often faced formidable adversaries but struggled to make significant impacts due to their design flaws and inferior performance.

-Did you grind the Italian tech tree in War Thunder?

-Nah, I don't wanna deal with those Italian Tanks

by tf is a pseudonym?? February 11, 2024