A sarcastic term used to highlight the absurdity of an implausible rumor spread by social media, group chats, and misinformed family members.
“I heard that the President will be declaring war on Canada and enacting martial law in all major cities by 8pm tomorrow night.”
“Yeah…and I heard there are Tanks in Manayunk.”
“Yeah…and I heard there are Tanks in Manayunk.”
by Karen_Knows_Best April 10, 2025

by urban_dictionnary_creator April 4, 2021

by champagnedad October 27, 2018

A tank is someone that does something that amuses people and gets recognition from it or if they are wearing nice clothes that look good on then they will he called a tank
“Yo did you see that man jump into the river, he’s a tank”
“She’s looking like a tank tonight”
“Your such a tank”
“She’s looking like a tank tonight”
“Your such a tank”
by The one and only tank June 23, 2019

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.
by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023

When you are running to the objective in battlefield 4 and you get randomly killed by a tank in the distance or one that pulls up out of nowhere to kill you.
by Battlefield player May 9, 2021
