Im Cooked

What is said after using two swipes with the elbow to break a school Chromebook.

Person 1: Gotta do it like this.
*pow* *boom*
Person 1: IM COOKED!
Person 2: He actually broke it!
Person 3: Bravo! Bravo!

by nmsderp April 25, 2025

im telling of you

a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.

edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!

by Teyst April 16, 2024

Im a weeb

the ultimate uno reverse tactic

Hey your a weeb.
No u
Im a weeb- WAIT NO
RIP

by BottomDop April 12, 2022

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

Im not gon hold you

The Toronto slang "I ain't gon' hold you" means:

"I won't lie to you"
"I'll be real with you"
It’s used before a truthful or blunt statement

Im not gon hold you, that was mad funny.

by ayyjay,elliott,pablo,xavir,dan December 18, 2024

im the biggest bird

im the biggest bird

Yo, im the biggest bird

by malcuber October 18, 2025

im grilled

When youre so blazed youre all flat and ffeel like a burger cuz youre fucking brazzledx.

Youre so high youre burnt..

alexis: shit bro u good?
magitch ypoopoo: im grilled.
alexisfunnies:shit dude

by MelodyTrinket July 5, 2021