Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

big hook

a less common term originating in Liverpool, England meaning 'so what?'.

Pronunciation: Big 'oowk

"Hey, Deal or No Deal is comin' on in a minute!"

"Big Hook! That show's shee-hite!"

by Mandy Dingle February 19, 2007

The Hook

A verb, which means to place ones hooked finger or fingers between another's butt cheeks with an intent to startle, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. This procedure is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

"Arrrrrr" Llewellyn cried as he startled Stefanie with "the hook" to her behind.

by SashiJapan14 January 4, 2011

hook up

To have sex. Not to be confused with making out!!

we hook up.

by The dghaljkdhsg January 22, 2018

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016

Fresh hook

Used in Southern Canadian cities such as Toronto to refer to a fresh one-liner or half-bar from the start of a song. Especially when the chorus forms the hook or contains the title of the song and is used ironically to ridicule someone.

"You saying you 'Started from the bottom' fam? Now you just poor over there too!"
A heckler in the crowd: "Ohh! He hit you with that fresh hook!"

by T-dot Halfie November 19, 2016

A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.

I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018