straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

Hook up

Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus

Austin lifted Jesse off the ground with the hook up

by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".

You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.

by Pellman7 January 30, 2023

Stinker and Hooked

When a player (mainly football) has a horrendous performance during a game where they have had no impact, when they get substituted out (hooked).

You would yell: {insert name} STINKER AND HOOKED!

Lee Gunner: Declan Rice with a world class, vomit inducing performance STINKER AND HOOKED!

by pastypalmer20 April 8, 2025

hook n curl

It’s the art of using ones middle finger to massage, stroke or prod the G-spot of a potential female victim. The hook is employed when the above mentioned G-spot has been located. At that point is when sexual euphoria takes over the female to the point all inhibition has been lost or cast away. If the hook n curl or HNC as its commonly called is masterfully delivered a female cannot resist. Most say that it is a life changing sexual event.

Hook n Curl is like Colt 45, it works every time!!

by duckninja6 May 25, 2011

Year of the hook

When you’re magnetically gathering an audience and cannot stop growing fandom

This is her year of the hook

by Datkid March 24, 2020