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High School Hero

Someone who has graduated from high school but is still a legend at that high school. Everyone wishes he still went there and they always talked about the crazy shit he did. Usually, a high school hero was homecoming king, an athlete on the track, president of a club like DECA, and has a large tallywacker.
Man I miss Matt, he is a High School Hero
by JonnyManzelGF October 17, 2015
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protest the hero

A name synonymous with the word "shit". This group is a cluster of lower-functioning humans known in latin as "emos" (roughly translated, it means "crapbags"). These single brain-celled organisms originated in the basement of a middle class home and sprouted guitars after a period of misplaced belief in their own ability. Th result is utter tragedy, particularly for the music industry. There is more to protest about this 'band' than their wannabe-toughguy name. If they died painful, slow deaths, the world would somehow be a lot better.
Emo: Heyy niggs, you check out the new Protest the Hero cd?
Rational Human: No. If I wanted to hear shit I'd tape record myself taking a dump.
Emo: Hey I think that's the third track on their album...
Rational Human: Please die.
by Shove_It October 25, 2006
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Hero Ball

that guy who believes he is the next Kobe taking all these fadeaways and hogging the ball while we are down 20 and there’s 2 people wide open on the corner
That nigga marqueef playing hero ball because we’re down 15, can that nigga not see”
by Sej123 June 17, 2021
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Cholesterol Hero

Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.
-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"
by acrestare July 7, 2011
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company hero

1. The guy that always puts the company first.

2. The guy that does the company a favor by coming to work, even on vacation.

3. The guy who states, “ If we had more employees like me, we’d only need half of what we have.”
4. The guy who goes to HR and makes us situations in an attempt to have an employee fired and to deflect attention away from himself for his own actions.

5. The guy who talks to the boss everyday and points out what everyone else is doing wrong.

6. The guy who constantly violates company seniority, but complains when he is violated.
Chris the company hero came in today to work while on vacation.
by Cageman December 24, 2019
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simo the hero

a wanker with a little nob and a bait boat thats better at everything than anyone else
ive got the fastest bait boat in the west thats why im simo the hero
by alabama fudge packer March 26, 2009
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hero shot

When a man puts a line of hot sauce on one hand and a line of salt on the other, then snorts them both simultaneously with both nostrils. He then takes a shot of everclear, and squeezes a lime and a lemon into each eye. If you can do it without vomiting, you are a hero.
John: Hey guys! Watch this!
-does a hero shot-

Everyone dies laughing.
by RaveNinja July 27, 2010
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