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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Me

Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.
Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.

Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?

Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.
by gamisiking July 10, 2016
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Grease Dat Ting

1) To engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, verb form of sex, to smash/pipe/fucc, Grease = verb form of sex, Dat Ting= The Woman of reference
by zaywop1718 August 14, 2016
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Greatestestestest

You're the greatestestestest
by DADDY1123 October 1, 2016
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graeley

Graeley is really good at sports,has a funny attitude, and cute! He may be rude sometimes but that means he is your friend
He is such a graeley
by Spiker999 December 13, 2016
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graeley

Graeley is a person that is really good at sports,has a really funny attitude, and a cutie! He can be quite a handful but deep down he is really nice!
He is such a graeley
by Spiker999 December 13, 2016
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grease vulture

Someone that enjoys licking butt juices after anal sex
Bro! You're totally a grease vulture!
by TBanger69 December 20, 2016
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