google

the mother of all search engines. use google for EVERYTHING. search anything. especially good for coming up with wikipedia entries. you can even personalise google. brilliant right?

do not type google into google. it will shut down the entire internet.

by annanananannan June 12, 2008

google-watch.org

a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.

dork: hey guys, what if google is evil?!?!?!?
person: get back to google-watch.org you stupid dork.

by kotekzot June 15, 2007

goofest

A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!

I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.

The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.

The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.

by esobez April 25, 2009

Google Wisdom

Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.

1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."

2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"

by PKeternal October 1, 2009

Google Spell

The exact combination of search terms that will "magically" return the web page you were looking for.

"How'd you find that? I was searching on similar, but different terms!"
"You got to have the right Google Spell to make the magic happen."

by cojsl September 22, 2011

Google Court

Using Google to settle a trivia dispute.

Andy: Michael J. Fox played Marty McFly
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!

by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Google Gay

When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day

Do you think James is homosexual? Yeah but he's happy with being a google gay for now

by Shump February 1, 2014