German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Bias

1 Getting beaten up by other Nations but just then your strengths are comin out.
2 Being shit until the team throws up and you have to defend.

"Everything was just fine, but then German Bias hit and his FDG got citadelled by a DD"

by N7_Machine December 26, 2021

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by GameCreepr April 7, 2022

German salute

When you stand up with a raging boner

Yo that guys doing a German salute

by Orbert November 7, 2021

German Ovsyannikov

someone who is super small

Dude ur small as hell ur like German Ovsyannikov height dude

by GZXD1308 November 8, 2021