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drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.
While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.
by SMELLYCUNT June 14, 2018
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Gangle Drunk

When a person is drinking alcoholic beverages they reach the stage where they lose power to control their voice, have poor coordination of their limbs, and tend to knock things over.
He was so gangle drunk last night when he was telling that story that he knocked the television off its stand.
by Jane Tibson October 21, 2010
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Goldilocks Drunk

A phase of drunk where you are so wasted you sleep in the bed of someone you've never met
"So I got goldilocks drunk last night and woke up in some old lady's bed."
by TehYetti March 13, 2012
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Plastered drunk

Getting, am or was plastered is the act of drinking so much alcohol at a rate of which the body cannot excrete it quickly causing you to be plastered drunk. It’s basically being drunk from a high volume of alcohol at a fast rate beyond the point of being able to suppress signs of intoxication to the point of it being blatantly obvious that you’re drunk.
Examples of this are laughing hysterically with your friend because you just cut your foot open because you failed to catch the knife he threw then using that injury as an excuse to drink more to numb the pain because you’re plastered drunk. Another example is yelling at your neighbors or taking your clothes because you and you alone think it’s funny to do so in front of other people and even in worst cases twirling those clothing items in the air because your plastered drunk, or driving your car through your neighbors yard then getting out of that car and leaving it running in drive and leaving the door open only to fall over 3 steps later and blackout because you were plastered drunk, you started drinking and you did not stop. If you’re reading this your probably not plastered drunk. If you are trying to monkey fuck a cigarette the wrong way failing time after time then yelling at the cigarette telling that cigarette to “work with me god dammit!” you’re plastered drunk and you haven’t the slightest clue. Examples of things people say when their plastered drunk:- Ello govorner! -How does you’re toilet flush man? -Hey guys I think I left my phone on the roof hold on let me try to call it *pulls phone out of pocket*.
by Yourfavoritefuckbitch January 5, 2021
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drunk as fudge

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.
so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.
by DNASt1st November 29, 2013
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Drunk-keeper

The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.
"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."

"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
by Vri May 12, 2010
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Easy drunk

I was drinking red wine and i consider myself 'a light weight' when i drink because i feel the 'happy' relaxed feeling quickly. However a man i didn't really know kept calling me 'an easy drunk'. I corrected him several times by saying i prefer 'a light weight' but he continuing saying you're a easy drunk'
I being a woman who controls herself and drinks a small amount of red wine felt that he was really saying that i was an easy lay(in bed).
She's a easy drunk. (bet i can lay her!)
by Easy drunk April 29, 2021
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