Shake my Dan

See 'Shake my head', or 'smh'; When one would witness or take part in an embarrassing situation where instead of shaking one's head, one would instead say "Shake my Dan" or "smd" due to Dan being a goddamn moron.

Wtf, they have 3 krakens and a laggy e-liter? "Shake my Dan.."
Dan: "I'm in the VC y'know."

by pastecat January 3, 2017

Dan and Miko

the two bros of all time.

"MIKO. MY MAN."
"DAN. MY MAN."
*Dan and Miko do their secret bro handshake*
🤝

by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023

dan ob

a whore and slut obsessed with SM and thinks amanda is an iphone!!!!!

wow u see dan ob today he lookin ode wack

by plnamsidk October 23, 2018

Reverse lieutenant Dan

The act of sitting on one's legs until numbness sets in, then positioning a dildo in between ones feet and riding the dildo in a reverse cowgirl position.

Luke was really into riding it backwards but needed the illusion of someone else participating so he tried a reverse lieutenant Dan.

by Gorestorm November 12, 2021

Dirty dan

Violently shoving your hand in lube and fisting someone called Rossi

I saw Steven do a dirty dan

by Sexiest boi April 16, 2021

Dan Michelow

Dan Michelow the sexiest Man alive and has a medium sized dick not even..... But is soul mates with Yael

Omg Dan Michelow you sexy

by Gaiiiiboiiiiii69 April 8, 2021

Dan Time

The act of telling someone a specific time for a specific task, thing, or event but never being on time

He said he will arrive at 1pm but I am sure it is dan time so he will arrive 5pm

by nubito November 27, 2025