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online dating service

One of the many popular ways for single men to meet single women and vice-versa. Becoming EXTREMELY popular and more and more people are trying it out. Can be used to just find people to be penpals, to meet people for friends, to meet people for serious relationships, and/or even to meet someone for the possibility of marriage.
Before you people (the ones that bad mounth these sites) criticize these personals, take a look around and look at the number of members and realize that more people are giving it a try. If you want, just try them out and you CAN meet someone that you may have never met otherwise. Some popular dating sites are: match.com, dreammates.com and yahoo! Persoanls.
by Dave- July 31, 2005
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50 first dated

noun: An elaborate prank used to make someone think they have short term memory loss. Just change details around the house and show them a video of stuff that happened in "the future." Like the movie 50 First Dates
John: "I woke up and my family had this video of all my family and friends talking about what's changed in life. They had a video saying Sarah Palin became president.. They even brought out a baby and said it was mine!"

Owen: "hahahaha, you got 50 first dated!"
by Bill Murray Ate My Baby January 12, 2011
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One-and-a-half Date

Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.
Dude, I asked out that hot chick Sally on a date Saturday to cool party. She said yes, because she knew it was a cool scene, but she turned it into a one-and-a-half date, bringing along her BFF Tina to cock block.
by rickbrunernyc April 10, 2010
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5th grade dating

10-11 year olds who are so desperate and impatient with love. 5th grade dating is when two children think it is a necessity to be in a relationship. This relationship consists in saying "I love you" over text and waving to each other in the hallway. That's it.
5th grader: OMG I love my boyfriend so much he is my everything!
Logical teen: kid you're 5th grade dating...calm down
by Not Putting My Real Name February 2, 2015
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light switch dating

u like each other so much but u guys wanna date ppl and still go out. So ya'll break every week or so and get bac 2 gether
"Yo did u see Kim an' carl dey be light switch datinG!"
by CatHerIne.R November 21, 2007
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Due Date Theory

A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.

No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."
by Fokking Seinþroska January 25, 2023
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phi lop dating

A way of dating by hitting on men or women with wedding bands who are frowning and look unhappy. By far the easiest form of dating. All is needed to finish destroying a couples marriage is just a hair more attention then what is being received in the troubled couples home. Required is the ability to smile and say at least 5 words. Ex: 'Boy you are very pretty.' then smile at the unhappily married person. Just this little bit of attention can cause a woman to have a orgasm if proper Austin Powers mo jo is being used.
'Why is that guy staring at every womans hand then her face, as he passes them?'

'Looks as if he is doing some serious desperation phi lop dating.'
by mybarulowered September 26, 2010
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