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cancerbait

A toxic techinque of highliting meaningless and irrelevant information to draw attention to a non-existant piece of information.

Making particular letters in a caption bold or a different colour to create the impression of said text containing an acronym or second meaning, when in fact the shared content is completely worthless.

Generally a technique of wasting additional minutes of an audience's life.
- Why did I just spend five minutes watching this video? Nothing even happens.

= Did you read the caption?

- Yeah I read it several times; it makes no sense and I dont even know what I'm looking at.

= You should have scrolled past. That's clearly Cancerbait.
by Epic mlg beast April 20, 2022
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Cancer

Example 1
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am yasuo main
Example 2
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am teemo main
Example 3
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am master yi main
by imagineperson April 22, 2022
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cancerniscious

to believe in people getting cancer and thinking that it is a good thing that they got it (being an advocate for cancer and believing that people should get cancer)
the football kids in my math class are cancerniscious, he thinks that his uncle should get cancer and deserves to have it
by maze004 May 8, 2022
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cancerrandom

Someone that isnt on lolpros
Holy shit, redcookie is a komplett cancerrandom
by x9blue May 14, 2022
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Cancer

Meeting an Unturned player called Hadith, toxic, rude, overall braindead. Cancer only barely scrapes by as a descriptor for Hadith
God, I can't believe that Cancer Hadith is still lingering around.
by Blixt May 25, 2022
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Cancer

Cancers have a reputation for being hyper-emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in addition to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.
Les; Oh is she crying over spilled milk?

Kate; Yeah, I think shes a Cancer..
by LynnKen May 27, 2022
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Cancer

Cancers have a reputation for being hyper emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in additional to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.
BB: Is She Crying over stepping on her dogs tail?

KK: Yeah, I think shes a cancer..
by LynnKen May 27, 2022
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