woah caps lock

The act of typing a sentence without realizing the caps lock button was pressed until after the message has been sent.

Person: YEAH I KNOW, RIGHT?
Woah caps lock.

by monkeymanta April 13, 2009

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007

Cap and Ball Torture

The illicit practice of not lubricating the cylinders on Cap and Ball Revolvers before firing.

Union Soldier 1: "Ole Henry over there is into Cap and Ball Torture"

Union Soldier 2: "That boy ain't right, Sam Colt and God didn't intend man to shoot dry!"

by WarFrog___935 April 4, 2023

Knee cap slap

This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.

Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru

Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*

by NotYourBoo22 November 2, 2018

Caps lock fooled

Being told your password is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock

******
'Your username and password do not match. Please try again.'

DAMN, I'VE BEEN CAPS LOCK FOOLED....

by hollensieeinegenusse March 6, 2011

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

cap your bottle

zip your pants, pull up your skirt. think dirty, or not.

person1: *just got out of the ladies/men*
person1: * forgot to zip* hey.
friend1: hey! cap your bottle!
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lady to molester: pls cap your bottle. im not available.

by lieny December 26, 2008