Child support payment

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional bitch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a BMW. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Or you drop dead from the realization you'll be making these payments for years. Whichever comes first.

Loan officer: Sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. Or a new car. Or anything that requires repayment.

by Grant Rampus July 06, 2016

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National kill a child

On January 15th anyone of the age 12 or above has permission to murder any child they like 💕

“It’s national kill a child day! Let’s go stab Sophie and Jayden!

by ❤️ frogs🦻🏾 October 22, 2020

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Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)

CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN

by Mr. Gary Trollmer August 29, 2012

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crying child blueycapsules

C.C is amazing, he speaks emojis, i love him. /p

have you heard of crying child blueycapsules ?
yeah hes my favorite emoji speaker

by Vincey Toes June 03, 2022

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Middle Child Disease

attention-seeker, annoying, wanting way too many friends

-their parents control their life
-they feel neglected or unwanted
-at first people like these kids, but then they figure out their true colors

(This situation isn't for all middle kids.)

Person 1: OMG I HATE THAT GIRL! I CAN'T STAND HER!
Person 2: Sweetie, don't blame her! She has Middle Child Disease.
Person 1: Poor girl.

by stinkynoodles February 27, 2011

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